Saturday, January 28, 2012

Kimmie Cole's Worst Fear

Kimmie's biggest fear is quick sand. But it's not the kind of quick sand that your thinking of. The quick sand Kimmie's talking about is life. You think things are going good then one thing goes wrong. Then another, and another. Until soon enough your up to you neck in quick sand. You can't move. You can't think. You can't do anything but stand there and let the quick sand cover you till your gone. And the whole time you just wish someone would help just a little bit. But no one cares enough to help. Everyone just sees a skinny little nobody dissapearing into darkness. That is Kimmie's worst fear. Sure there's still little things that scare her like spiders, and snakes. But when you get caught in quick sand all you can do is think "this is it. I'm going to die." Sometimes there is someone to save you and get you out of the quick sand. Everyone has a special personin their life whether it be mom, dad, brothers, sisters, boyfriends, girlfriends. Try to keep them close to you because you never know when you'll fall into quick sand. You could land in quick sand and not even know it until it's almost to late. You may never know your in quick sand until someone pulls you out of it. Don't let life shut you out.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Kimmie Cole's Crazy Questions day!!

What color are your socks? What color are your shoes? Which do you prefer pen or pencil? Do you like penguins? Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? What is Satan's last name? Why do doctors leave the room when you change? Do they bury people with their braces on? Are eyebrows considered facial hair? Can you daydream at night? Can crop circles be square? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Do prison buses have emergency exits? Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it? why do bananas grow downward while other fruits grow up ward? If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween? Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk? Do you yawn in your sleep? Why can't donuts be square? Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins? If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives? Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck? Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' butts in football, but not in any other situation without being called gay? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? If you blew a bubble in space would it pop? Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full? If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile? Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with? If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Kimmie Cole's trip to California

On Thursday January 12th, 2012 Kimmie Cole and her family went to Bakersfield California. She got to see her cousins Meanie, Shorty, Curly, and Cutie. She saw Cutie and she looked almost EXACTLY how Kimmie did when she was a kid! Meanie looked like a little cholo! Shorty hasn't changed at all. He still short. The last time Kimmie saw Curly he was in diapers! He’s not in them anymore though. She also saw he best friend and her little brother. Her name was Undecided and Nasty Boi. Undecided told all of her friends about Kimmie. She also told them that Kimmie has been her friend Undecided was in diapers! Her little brother Nasty Boi was all over the place and he likes to rub his butt across the floor. Kimmie liked it just being her, Angry Bird, Bugzee, and Momma. There was no fighting, no yelling, no screaming, and no one being mean. It was nice just being us. Our small little family again. Kimmie wishes that it could stay like that. But who is she kidding. That’s never going to happen. But a girl can dream can't she? Well Kimmie says good bye and have a good morning!

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Kimmie Cole's home

It is never boring at my house. With four brothers there is always something new and exciting happening. Like yesterday for example Angry Bird was playing basketball. He tripped over his friend Butt Head. When he hit the floor a guy from the other team, Mumbojumbo, stepped on his arm! Angry Bird was crying his eyes out because it hurt so bad. His brother, Fire Crotch, wanted to beat up Mumbojumbo but his girlfriend Z said not to because he would get kicked off the basketball team. After wards we all went to the hospital. It was Fire Crotch, Angry Bird, Tony the Tiger, Bugzee, Momma, Dad, and Kimmie all in the car. We were at the hospital for about 20 minutes when we started getting hungry. So Momma sent Kimmie and Dad to go get some Taco Bell. While they were waiting for the food Kimmie's hands started to turn a light blue color. When they got back Momma asked Kimmie what she did to make her hands turn blue. Kimmie didn't know. So while they were there they got her hands checked out. They couldn't figure out what was wrong. So at 11:30 they started to head home. By the time they got back to their house it was 12:30 at night! Everyone was super tired. especially Kimmie. She had only gotten an hour of sleep the night before because of her puppy and she would get only 5 hours of sleep because she had to wake up at 5:30 in the morning. But she is a strong girl. She takes what gets thrown at her because she knows it makes her stronger at heart. Well that's all for Kimmie Cole...for now!