Kimmie Cole's Crazy Question Day Continued...

If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and you’re the main witness, what happens if you say "no"? If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin? How far east can you go before you're heading west? Can you cry under water? If a man alone in the woods said something would a woman still say he was wrong? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? What if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them? Why when people ask you "what three things would you bring with you on a desert island?" no one ever replies, "A BOAT"? Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"? How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt?  Why doesn't broccoli come in a can? Can you slam a revolving door? How young can you be, but still die of old age? What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder? Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?  If Winnie the Pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons? If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror? What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8? What shape is the sky? If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead? Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?