Monday, January 23, 2012
Kimmie Cole's Crazy Questions day!!
What color are your socks? What color are your shoes? Which do you prefer pen or pencil? Do you like penguins? Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? What is Satan's last name? Why do doctors leave the room when you change? Do they bury people with their braces on? Are eyebrows considered facial hair? Can you daydream at night? Can crop circles be square? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Do prison buses have emergency exits? Why is it that before 9/11 they always showed the emergency broadcast system test, and on 9/11 they never used it? why do bananas grow downward while other fruits grow up ward? If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween? Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk? Do you yawn in your sleep? Why can't donuts be square? Do the English people eat English muffins, or are they just called muffins? If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives? Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck? Why is it OK for dudes to slap other dudes' butts in football, but not in any other situation without being called gay? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? If you blew a bubble in space would it pop? Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full? If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile? Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh ever get stung by the bees he messes with? If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
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Kimmi Your a crazy person,aha But those are really good questions.Maybe you should ask those questions to other people and you might get the right answers.but some questions can't be answered becasue we don't know them.Well Im glad you though of these questions,Becasue i sure didn't aha.
ReplyDeleteThat is a lot of questions ha-ha. I doubt that people even ask that many questions in one day. They are pretty good questions though. I guarantee if you asked these questions to the right people then you will definitely get the answers you’re looking for because these are very good questions.
ReplyDeleteAll I could say is that it looks like you were actually going insane. Why are you asking all these dumb question oh my god my brain hurts. You must have been on a drug or something Kim if you want I can help you find a special hospital for your illness. I hope you get better and that your illness isn’t contagious.
ReplyDeletesorry but there is no medicine or a doctor that can help me with my problems. insane is just part of my genetics. Good! i hope your brain hurts! i was on no drug, but thanks for your consern. and it isnt contagious...unless i bite you :)
ReplyDeleteBlack, tan, pen, yes, because burgers are better, both, no comment, because they want to laugh behind your back, maybe, no they are on your forehead and not your face, yes, yes, because pianos are too heavy, yes, because no one cares anymore, they are magic, because parents are hypocrites, of course, yes, they can be, muffins, yes it will, because they do not want you to duck and they want you to be hit in the head, it isn’t, because triangle boxes are too dangerous, no, yes but they aren’t allowed to talk with their hands full, yes, because he is a magical character that will never die even when he should, and finally the chameleon would stay its normal color to blend in with the reflections.
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is...questions are good!
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