Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Funny Or True?

Why do they call it after dark when it's really after light? Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one? What if the Hokey Pokey REALLY is what it's all about? Who did let the dogs out? Why is there only 12 hours on a clock? How long is a piece of string? Why do they call it a pair of pants but only one bra? At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? Can animals commit suicide? Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs! Did London Bridge ever fall down? Is it possible to be allergic to water? Why do super heroes wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes? Why are women and men's shoe sizes different? What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread? How do you make seven even? How many seconds are there in a day? Why do they call it a "Television Set" when there's only one? How fast do you need to cook for it to be considered "Fast Food"? Where does the "o" come from when we abbreviate "number"? Why do they imply the 'birds and the bee's' get up to something together? What can a deaf person use instead of an Alarm Clock? What does GOOGLE stand for? Would you like Fry's with that? Why are Softballs hard? Why aren't Blueberry's blue? Do Butterfly's make Butter? Does the Queen Bee have a King? Can you carry a Kangaroo on your back? Is a gold knife and fork still considered Silverware? Why isn't Chocolate considered a vegetable if it comes from Cocoa Beans?

2 comments:

  1. Intresting questions.... Lol, the reason they call it dark is becuase the concept of nothing demands its own words, onety-one sounds like a tounge twister, no clue but life would be better, ummm who?, becuase it only takes 24 hours to complete a day, and 12 both AM AP are aproximatly at the apex of the sun and moon ^^, That I will never understand, your right in the right row and left in the left rows, yes, He is hungry, yes it actually did, yes it is. Ok im done i think ive awnsered enough ^^

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  2. whoa,A lot of crazy questions..Does this always go through your head.You know what these are great question but only someone like you would know the awnsers to these,,Well I don't think Butterflies make butter..haha the Queen Bee Doesn't have a King,She is a woman she makes very thing happen.. Just think about all the things you say.you crazy lazy :P

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